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Begin revealing why a title is not good for generating interest in any reader written, well worth a post. Therefore, as I have often done, the title should reveal its meaning on its own and the reader is called in the first person to unravel this mystery. " If it were not, however, I shall reveal the reason for the choice.
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... and now the advertising.
So did some verses of a famous song by Baglioni. So, today, is however, increasingly Brunetta. By now, it is most often a (s) to talk than to do. More and more often does so by going to TV shows, whatever they are. Every time I watch an advertisement on TV, I feel to write to the manufacturer of the product is ask him a series of questions. To give just one example, when I look at the advertising of cars, I want to write to different car manufacturers and ask them various things. In order: I would like to know where those roads where they run some cars, in which there is no trace of other vehicles, no queue. Since then, I also bought one of those cars advertised, I would ask the manufacturer to your home, where they put that button you need, just out of the house, to be in one of those places of the sea, mountains or other earthly paradises, in which I saw on TV travel ... I get to the car that I bought in places not comparable to those of the TV, I always had to walk miles, file, pay the toll, expected to rise after ferry, etc.. etc..
This time, after seeing Brunetta and heard what he said in a Sunday, came to mind other questions, like, took us for idiots or really believe in what he says, because if so Take off the TV and do not show them more publicity, because now he believes in everything. The latest proposal is to take action on retirement pensions for finding resources for the provision of a grant of 500 € to empower "young big babies." Never mind the purpose of the check and its possible utility, but since the pool, as he says, is too short, resources should be sought from your retirement pensions? My counterproposal: Why not recover from the removal of at least some of the benefits enjoyed by former MPs and senators (trains, movie theaters, airplanes, etc.. Etc.. Free). I admit, I have not updated in the topic, but I recall that some months ago (after years and years when it was spoken) was in the process of approving a provision that provided for the withdrawal of such benefits only to those who were former Members and Senators at least two terms!! Got it, that I am no longer elected, but I retain the benefits for at least two electoral mandates in which I am not re-elected. But if I no longer performs any function for I must still enjoy economic privileges? But if I'm retired and I I bring to my job and just to sit in the heat, they throw me out in the cold, or keep me still there to enjoy the warmth?!


diplomacy that is the case Bertolaso \u200b\u200b
Bertolaso \u200b\u200b, not any passer-by, but the head of Civil Protection , interviewed for the transmission of Raitre, 'In half an hour' by Lucia Annunziata , and mind you live from Haiti, described the journalist too good in the end if you ask him 'flop' was exaggerated to describe the work of the of rescue machine intervened to help the Caribbean island after the earthquake. called the situation "Pathetique" , since it has no coordination in the organization of tasks . Today was a little relieved the statements, saying he was referring more to the UN. Yesterday, those who heard it will remember that sweet little words were also directed to the U.S., accused of having an approach a little too "military" and unprofessional in terms of methodology and in emergency civil protection .
The exact words were: "Americans tend to confuse the military intervention by the emergency. You are here you give a little 'to eat, drink and the problem is solved for them, but it is a contradiction if you do not lay the foundations for later life "

He added: " People come here with the 'eagerness to make a good impression in front of the cameras, waving the flags ... short, political advertising once again as above, I add. .

If you remember I also said that the above statements were made Bertolaso \u200b\u200blive from Haiti and I stressed mind you. Why? Somewhat mitigated because the statements today, are also consequences of the intervention and statements by Foreign Minister Franco Frattini , made it flying in a plane that took him in the U.S. (not found in Haiti). Who would give more credit to those who are on the spot or who sees things from a distance and with the suit of diplomacy. ? How better to say or believe that you drive the car that you see in commercials on TV?
says Frattini "The Italian government does not recognize himself in some of the statements made by the Head of Civil Protection, Guido Bertolaso, on the aid situation in Haiti, in particular on the role of the United States and international organizations."
Do you remember the post "Long live Italy" is not about being anti or pro American, but the things and the facts are told, without too much "flatten"
Meanwhile, to exit from the top of the spot, in Haiti the count deaths has exceeded the threshold of nearly 150 000.

The beautiful country
So many called in Italy. And in fact it is a beautiful country, despite the presence of someone who wants to impose spot and optimism to reality whatever. What happens in these days:
1) The electoral campaign for the regional (mammasantissima of all the commercials and propaganda) and then we speak of its candidates in Apulia (Puglia and meanwhile is one of the regions with the highest level of health expenditure, but for the run-up to elections are important names not the facts and problems and possible solutions), but there is also the Lazio (another region with high level of health spending) and the issue of alliances with the UDC, and finally terminating the North where Bossi says "nothing we do on their own alliances" (a perfect separatist and autonomy in the political field, but who cares about the problems).
2) reform of the justice, before the process quick and such failure ... who wants to civil cases in progress and real acceleration has only one choice: to apply to the President of the Republic to adopt, as artists do, and I suggest a pseudonym Berlusconi.
3) etc.. Etc..

So here is the title: a big salad, where there is a little bit of everything, so many flavors, and no real flavor, but especially when we are served a single thing we can be sure: WE ARRIVED TO FRUIT.

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science literature

In what sense is literature a science? We might call the literary studies of science? To what extent can we say that the methods of literary study to be truly "scientific"?

The study of big science

Every study that the human being is part of the issue of an intrinsic curiosity about the world around him. The two areas are regarded as major in studies of science today seem to be: the sciences and the biological sciences. Although there are doubts about the fact that both areas are science, perhaps one could say that the sciences are indeed the place where man can more accurately treat and objectify their knowledge.

The physical sciences have shown us in for good measure as the entire visible universe (or understandable) works in a broad and general sense. The four forces of physics and their interactions explain a substantial portion of the events that happen not only on earth but also in more distant galaxies observed by the more efficient telescope ever built. The discovery of the strength of (i) gravity, (Ii) electromagnetism and nuclear forces (iii) strong and (iv) weak - that keeps the protons or electrons clusters in atomic nuclei, respectively, and despite their electrical charges - they allow us to understand and be able to provide a considerable part of the physical phenomena we observe, sometimes in a way absurdly precise. The motion of celestial bodies can be predicted centuries in advance and errors that can today be regarded as almost infinitely small. The development of Einsteinian physics and then particle physics has led to an even finer adjustment to the sacred pedestal of science inherited from Newton, had classically as the greatest scientist of all time.

The Milky Way, photo by NASA. Just as the physicist is interested in the ultimate nature of the universe and the biologist interested in the study of life, the scientist is interested in literary analysis of texts or modern history. Although the methodologies used and the objectivity of the work produced are different, all studies are serious and well-designed, well deserving the title of scientific .

have when dealing with calls sciences can not predict with precision so excels easily predictable regularities under the laws of physics. The emergence of life is directly related to the emergence of complexity and called complex systems, where there is an interplay of variables and so much information that the prediction of events becomes extremely difficult, often impossible . Nevertheless, also in biology have a general theory that satisfactorily explains the abundance of life and yes that is capable of generating predictions of a general nature that go both to the past and in the future, browsing the arrow of time. The Darwinism is the cornerstone of biological sciences and allows mounting of theories as firm as possible to explain the origin and spread of biological diversity. Also the advent of molecular biology and the concept of hereditary information in biology has allowed and has allowed accurate predictions to be made on biological organisms with remarkable correctness. Just looking at the DNA sequence of a fetus today you can know if he has certain genetic diseases in a clear and precise. It is said that since Watson and Crick, when DNA was understood as coded digital information chemically, biology has been able to use the rigor of the exact sciences in its methodology - though such rigor happen only in certain types of study where molecular analysis may be applied.

Navigating these points between the two sciences becomes clear that: (i) the object of study of the biological sciences and is different (universe versus life), so what does that (ii) the working methodology applied is different and that, logically concluding, (iii) the interpretation of results is made in a particular way in each case. And yet: (iv) the accuracy of work accepted into this or that area is invariably different. If we can confirm the statement (iv) that does not mean simply accept that their in biology are " less reliable" than the work in physics. That just means biology is a science where the regularities are more difficult to find , the study of life allows more exceptions to general rules of the universe that the study admits it - which makes the study of biology somewhat more complex and perhaps more beautiful, if less accurate. In addition, new methods of data analysis need to be developed for the study of such systems called complex, as is the life system, where so many variables must be considered to form a single result, and still other unknown variables are also involved interaction and must somehow be predicted in a general model and ideal. Such predictions are now made from just empirical observations associated with artificial intelligence algorithms that try to find an order and invisible to the human cunning. Chaos theory, which admits and tries to find patterns in chaotic systems originally thought has also been used in the arsenal of biological sciences to try to better understand the phenomena. And also in quantum physics such methodologies have allowed the universe to find regularities previously invisible to the scientific methods adopted by humans in their eagerness and curiosity understanding what goes on around you. It is worth noting that these new scientific methods for dealing with complex systems were developed largely in the second half of the twentieth century and are still maturing, and we can expect in the coming years new standards and knowledge continue to be discovered and that these methodologies will mature further.

science literature

As the focus of analysis is the physical universe and the analytical focus of biology is life, the focus of analysis of the literature consists of texts that were written by humans since we can see the symbols assigned meanings clearly shaped by ancient artists on cave walls. Cuneiform is considered the first form of writing that emerged in the real world, and is estimated to date around 3000 BC. Since then Western civilization has accumulated a growing repertoire of symbols that predisposed to stones, paper or electronic media have told the story of our civilization and the lives of human beings living here and there over time. The writing is undoubtedly the main method of transmission and cultural values \u200b\u200bof our society and the Bible itself is one of the major texts studied in literature, just to save themselves a set of moral values \u200b\u200bthat have been (rightly or wrongly) applied in our society over the past two millennia. Texts of ancient Greece and the dramas of Shakespeare are also among the most studied works by writers.

The Holy Bible, one of the most studied texts and re-analyzed, interpreted and reinterpreted by literary critics. The literary science will, over time, adding more and more cultural notes on the classic texts. New interpretations of the most unusual arise and allow an increasingly comprehensive understanding of human culture in their glory and decay.

Likewise, therefore, that the physical universe and is interested in what the biologist is interested in life, the writer is interested in the writings. Just as the physical demand regularities can be observed in the universe, the biologist looking for regularities in the present life and the writer seeks regularities in historical texts. The object of study of the three sciences is different, as are the methods of work. Also the literature, such as biology, is a complex system derived directly from the way human beings with their brains apes can conceptualize the world and represented in the form of symbols linked in search of meaning. The science of literature, however, can not and should not be separated from other sciences that surround it, such as linguistics, philosophy and even psychology. The writer uses the regularities observed by other architects of the humanities and employs such regularities predisposed to textual analysis.

Humans, since the emergence of alphabets, have written freely, or the way they look more natural. With time, these curious regularities of texts written by scientists whose curiosity is not in nature or the universe, but in humans and their symbolic representations . These curious then wanted study how people write and have written over the centuries, since writing was invented, they tried and managed to find some conserved patterns in texts ranging from the emergence of the alphabet until the present day. These patterns are repeated and can be characterized was studied in detail and dedication. The study of such patterns exist in texts is often called " literary criticism" but I believe it should preferably be called literary science as the study of law in the universe is called an exact science and the study of life on Earth is called a biological science. The methodology of most writers is rather scientific, but as we have argued the subject matter is different and therefore require different methods of study. And the same way that biology was divided into genetics, biochemistry, ecology, zoology, botany ... literary criticism also divided into modernism, postmodernism, structuralism, critical, feminine, Marxist, gay, post-colonial, psychoanalytical, etc.. Several classical and modern writings of our literary history can be characterized and reread with such regularities as a guide, these regular patterns observed in the texts allow scientists to classify them and understand them in a generic and as accurately as possible.

Literary criticism is as scientific as it can be: it is curious and serious, she seeks, study finds patterns and describe them with accuracy and precision. It is however amazing to see how scientists of the hard sciences have neglected the science of literature.

Moreover, the same computer programs that are now used in studies of biology can also be applied to the study of literature, both to science where complexity is imminent and can never be discarded. Artificial intelligence programs have been produced and can be trained to recognize patterns in text certain authors. Such standards may be used, for example, to check whether a text should be signed even a classical author that picture. Also aspects macho in our society can be seen in classic texts, homophobia, dominatórios aspects of society, imposing moral critique differently, indium, the latino, author misconduct related to his life story and traumas that have or not experienced as a subject. That will all steeped in the pages of history texts, in Shakespeare, the Bible, parts of Nelson Rodrigues. The science of literature is also the science of the study cultures, their moral and rational, their mythologies and stories of domination and submission. All the cultural history of man can be reconstructed today through science literature, also trying to make travel time and the reader in understanding the situations of how people understand the season. The literature, as Carl Sagan said in his wonderful television series Cosmos allows us to travel into the past and try to understand how humans thought at one time today already dead.

literary criticism to science relativistic

A frequent criticism of the science of literature that is its main advocate heralds an epistemological relativism that would permeated the basis of his own science. That seems to have been given mainly to the development of post-structuralism and deconstructionism that the layman's view, seem to indicate that texts have no value per se and can always be deconstructed and reconstructed at the whim of the interpreter and the reader. This criticism is true only in a partial sense and instead of diminishing literary criticism, it just makes it even more complex, more beautiful and infinite, and that any text can be reinterpreted countless times, although it is clear that there will be interpretations that can be judged as better or worse by experts.

Three great heroes of science fiction. From left to right: Umberto Eco in their limits of interpretation, Roland Barthes with its author's death, Jacques Derrida and , father of deconstructionism, here renamed as Reconstructionism.

The Italian intellectual Umberto Eco published a book called The Limits of Interpretation and get even with a good example, for memory fail me now, just another invention of similar content. The example might be a letter from a war-fighter to his wife who takes care of the homelands of their children. Eco suggests that this letter can not mean absolutely that (i) the Martians were invading the land, or (ii) the sun would have exploded, that (iii) the flies disappeared from the planet or other sorts of absurdities. However, one can read and interpret the same letter in different ways, we can focus on the affection of a husband by the wife, or the way in which patriarchal society is based, may be focused on education the same mistakes when checking syntax and grammar, etc.. The book is called "limits of interpretation" since it is precisely these limits, what can be interpreted from a text, Eco examines and elaborates throughout his work. Also

Roland Barthes in his essay "The Death of the Author ," presents the general argument that, in large measure, is the reader who creates meaning in the text read, especially in texts of a more literary - - ie, less thematic objective. A biography of the player and everything he has ever spent in your life, make it interprets certain text to see there gaping some aspects that would not be seen by other human beings living in other contexts. A fighter of the war by reading the above letter that will exemplify perhaps a different emotion than an employee of a notary who performs the same reading. therefore seem to be few texts so as to goals that may have only one interpretation. Often the author is unaware of some aspect of text that has been so clear and overt. It is possible however that he is able to understand it years later, to be reread. So even certain psychoanalytic theories assist in the interpretation of texts that in some respects may be presented differently.

science literature is slowly building cultural notes on classical texts, where critics will interpret and re-interpreting texts according to new views and ideas, always marked by socio-historical context of the interpreter. The texts of the great European philosophers and even the Bible has been interpreted so many times - and are always being added to such new interpretations modern texts about what they actually meant or what kind of moral or intended to demonstrate knowledge. At the time of the Crusades, for example, the adventures of those who catechized the Indians was seen as acts of heroism and courage while today unlike many perceive as acts of cowardice - given the indiscriminate killing of natives - and an ideological imposition of monotheism which surely not is the only or best way to understand the world. And for such slips historical interpreters is that the true writer must often forget the whole house already built on interpretations of a text and turn directly to the original text in search of new ways and means of reading the same work. The deconstruction of Derrida suggested exactly this approach. His idea is reinterpret classic texts there pursuing a thread that will guide the reading of an innovative and interesting, this thread would have gone unnoticed by most scholars of the work. Deconstruction is, in fact, a new building and might have been more prudent and intelligent author's name so his theory: reconstruction, because that is exactly what it is, ie, a new understanding and a new symbolic structure, logic and semantics of classical texts, seeking to verify that regularities were subliminal to the eyes of the ordinary reader . Another important concept

to the science of literature is called "close reading " and could be translated as "close reading" or "close reading." The writer does not accept simply read a text pages as if reading the morning newspaper. The reading of literary scientist is always attentive to the syntactic and semantic details, especially those kinds of meaning that can only give after reading a really aware, reflective and repeated on a text being studied. The reading should also provide new insight into the text, a clearer picture about the regularities observed initially only in a nebula, which then become concrete when it's finally found the thread of Derridean reconstruction.

Beautiful, interesting and useful is the science of literature to teach us our own prejudices and limitations, to understand the evolution of ideas and concepts during the development of humanity, so we can rebuild from the same base. Praise, therefore, science fiction.

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A fleeting thought on feminist literary criticism
* ** On Wikipedia
Umberto Eco
** ** Jacques Derrida
Roland Barthes
** History of writing
** cuneiform writing

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Love conquers hate

Carlo Verdone you remember the famous sketch "love wins, evil loses"
Maybe he will be remembered our Premier, who in ' imminence of the attack in Milan has repeated this phrase several days, indicating the opposition that he hates evil and declare itself as the personification of good.
but now the Premier has regained the form physical and returned to work.

So now I show you another video, so that you can see for themselves whether those who foment hatred is whether or not one side only.
As usual, the mirror image shows, you must be to discover its meaning. So beware of this video. Maprma read my premise: the mirror is not going to make political propaganda in favor of a political party (which has put online this video.) This would show, however, whatever the subject that had mounted, because useful for the discovery of meaning that embraces, to remember that before you speak should be seen more in the "self" present and past, and maybe also in that of their peers:
not we say that if the opposition breeds hatred, it must be said that if the sketch of Verdone laugh, but now seems over ... yes from reality even these four B, B bones, erlusconi B, B orghezio, runetta B (one might say the band of the B ... UCO, or the (4) of alley cats miracles, and yes, his miracles) is not in the joke make you laugh (but insuperable Borghezio Brunetta is almost at par) ... except that, given the reality, it is just to cry.

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lose one, no holiday season and a hundred thousand



Here is the post that I promised you, the "light".

Start, however, with thanks directed to an avid reader of the blog (the marathon for those who know), which has made possible, in some way, the survival of this blog, and to put it mildly, of course, today's publication of this post. It 'began the new year, but January 1, after a certain hour, my computer has not wanted to know more of the network. The marathon runner has, however, first identified the problem and then, he has solved. What was? the fact is that with some of his computer systems (operating), at times, puts you ahead of the gates (gates in English, namely Bill), which seem insurmountable the users' homemade DIY as I am. The information you receive at that point, esoteric matters, ergo prohibited for the non-elect. Because such systems (operating) unstable, it's you to become more unstable and, at that moment, take a hammer those gates in front of you, especially in hardware and software.

ad like this (to the delight of other blog readers) that, with the next purchase, I'm really into the forbidden, whose symbol is the apple is known (to put it here in English, apple).
But now you all for the posts and this marathon and the special dedication that will remain in the blog, because as I wrote last post, are the friends, who, by their presence give this journey called life, the taste of happiness.

E 'come Epiphany and as the saying goes "it takes away all the parties." Already the holidays! Everyone has the past in its own way, will have access to various types of alternatives with family dinners, dinners or dances "family away from home", either alone or with friends, at home, on vacation, etc.. But even in the face of alternatives more or less standard, each of us leaves the parties in a different way, having had similar experiences, but subjectively different from those experienced by other co-celebrating. To put it, paraphrasing the title of a Pirandello parties thus become one, not one hundred thousand, depending from the point of view.

However, despite this diversity, there are situations that we all pretty much lived and I'm going to tell. Unique in the context , ie Dinner and meeting with relatives .

In any dinner "parental" self-respecting, the house is divided into various "social areas"

1) There is area of \u200b\u200bthe story of myths, legends and chronicles, the knowledge regarding various . This area, if present, is usually placed near the fireplace. E 'frequented by the matriarchy, to which every year, plus the former young family (to enter the area is virtually a rite initiation and determining the passage from youth to the presenile). This area is frequented by women, except the approach of some misguided man, to name but a joke is then dragged into discussions and accounts for no more out even at midnight (the birth of our Lord, or next year which is ). Typical events are the subject of acquaintances, dating back to modern times, but you can also get in touch events dating back to the Mesozoic, Paleozoic and if not to, rarely, to the Precambrian or archeozoico.

topics typical hissing between teeth (that are often more excited when the story can also fly across the room to finish the plate of cake) are:
- incidents, from minor ones to those that follows the drug-induced coma;
- separations and divorces, topped by the tale of erotic sex stories, that are the envy to the best writer and hard ending with a moral kind of socio-cultural history on the degeneration of morals of young people today;
- the disease (highly appreciated those involving long agonies). Grannies I've heard tell the story clinic, with a precision unmatched by medical records. But the phenomenal thing is that this grannies in an evening browsing the pathological events of at least five subjects, so as to create a work of hearing that if have written and published, they do not deserve the Nobel, is a valuable statistical tool for modern medicine. In short, the grandmothers have a primary responsibility, the ability to bring bad luck more than any Voodoo ritual , developing in these hypochondriacal syndrome, which causes them to require hospital admission before midnight, creating crowding in the emergency room, besieged by a blossoming of symptoms like heart attack, stroke, instant bilateral pneumonia with shortness of breath deep, up to incontinence style infant.

2) area of \u200b\u200bthe gambling den, where are all the patriarchs and adolescents newly initiated as it was for women, except for the escapees First, to make a joke have been swallowed up by the matriarchs grandmothers, and they left carelessly unattended nest egg on the table, which of course is evaporated on their return ... but both the victim will not see them, because, as mentioned, by midnight after the disease was yet another story hospitalized until Epiphany. The casino
reveals the true role and destiny of every component of male relatives. and constitutes a metaphor. Uncle successful entrepreneur will simulate the repeated loss of the pot for several hands of seven and a half brother to the benefit of unemployed, who dream of social revenge will concentrate on growing, the money won so far, finding himself at the end of the evening to have all returned with interest at the parent member of Confindustria, having to mortgage the next six-month layoff. Only then will the relative entrepreneur, with magnanimous gesture will announce that it assumed in his own company, having, however, traded the former first mortgage with the salary of the layoffs, which he therefore did not will pay ... short in-law will be one of the many cases of worker "unemployed cash integrated," while Uncle contractor will pass through the benefactor of the evening, as well as philosopher, as it will, during the family reunion, quoted several times the motto of De Cubertin ( the important thing is to participate ... otherwise if others do not participate as you win).
Then there is the real benefactor, or the loser in the game, knowing that to be so does not play, but in a certain moment of the evening, will be involved in the game from the relative who, without him it would close the evening with a of making it big winner is drawn. I can testify, with my person, the actual occurrence of such events. Already aware of my bad luck in adolescence to the game, in one of several parent meetings, I was a delegate to the game by an uncle, to replace him temporarily due to physiological event. They played with the "beast" and I promised myself to care. But the fate of "cheating" in this case really, in just two trim my hands in the first ace and three, even in the second, ace, king and three (yes). Results for two shifts every two coats of a beast and I won more than one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. I might try again with the money for my whole life, but I will never have the face that my uncle had to return the physiological event: happy but sorry for having listened to the Marcuzzi in the fight against constipation from eating too much and Activia otherwise could become a millionaire.

3) lonely bored area: The area of \u200b\u200brelevance of this relation is constituted by a strip of transhumance that goes from the table, laden with nougat, panettone, panforti, pine nuts and Pinocchio, until the television. Indeed this area is one where persists longer, because the bored trying to cure boredom by zapping. In practice, he spends the night in the remote masturbate. Even the TV enjoy it, proof is that, like any lover, at the end of the relationship of zapping, you can see TVs that take up smoking. These parents, if they have the connection with the parable, in the New Year's Eve 24 New Year's can do, for a time zone, because by zapping you connect with every country in the world. In doing so, the apparent age of these relatives in their twenties, in truth it is as if they were centenarians, living to the end of each year, 24 more years.
4) mixed zone : is not calcium, but the area occupied by employees from mobile phones. We talk about the mixed zone because they are located in any place where there is field. Thus assumes various positions, including:
- Statue of Perseus by Cellini (see link), in which the mobile phone replaces the head of Medusa;
- top dog, that is, with half his head and body under the table sit up and pointed out that from this spot;
- layer clothes, until mid-basin resting on the sill of the attic, with the rest of the body, eerily, in line parallel to the road with one arm and hand stretched even more outside, to challenge the phone, waiting for the call announcement by vibration. When This comes, as you see them flickering in the throes of an epileptic seizure, unable to return with half of the body at home, losing the call.
5) area occult adultery, which is the hub for all those relatives who live in these family gatherings, in the throes of withdrawal symptoms, unable to attend, these days, his lover. All these damn, you see them wandering around all the areas mentioned above, ready and alert to receive any signal on a call or SMS.
Too many and various are the incidents to tell, but some deserve a few lines:
a) case no signal abstinence. I quote the most singular case, that of my cousin, married, who lived in a house impenetrable to any sign. At every family gathering, attended at least one text message from his lover, who lived in the same neighborhood. In the absence of signal in the house, he was able to train your dog during walks. The dog was now able to pick up the phone in his mouth, doing the usual round of at least three minutes and come back with the phone. It had been over the years, trained to go, gradually, farther and farther away, because the text message never came, and thought that his cousin had just three minutes for hope in the arrival of the letter. Eventually, the dog had been taught to get up to the house of the lover. The fact is that even had a dog lover, a young poodle who lived It was in the garden so that the dog of my cousin, spent more time in the back and once even forgot the phone in the garden lover. In short, SMS never arrived, and while his cousin, in those days you had to abstain from the relationship, her poodle dog trumpet in the round. Animal wisdom, not ever hinder the relationship between similar technology, but live them face to face;
b) the adulterer fearful. This is getting those relatives who, however, many text messages and calls by the lover, in those days were forced to enter the vibration. You see them sitting at the gaming tables, in front of tables laden with a gorgeous look incompetent, because they make one mistake: place the phone in the front pocket of his trousers ... and you know the vibration causes some tremor. On these occasions we see the body of a true lover of the most poor, who suffer from premature ejaculation and in addition to the lack of success with parner adulterer, spend these evenings glued to a chair, panting, whining, victim sweats, telling everyone to influence the gut, but in truth they are, at least, the twentieth orgasm. The female version is made up of women with the gift of multiple orgasm, but the end result is both out of these family gatherings exhausted and incapable of sexual intercourse for the rest of the year. A tip for parents: If you find the problem and try to remove the phone from his pocket careful. If the relative is still equipped with old-fashioned phones (remember those really big) careful not to miss! once stuck his hand in the pocket, the risk is more challenging than the phone, in which case you will feel the vibration continue, but the relative increase in the compensation whimper. It must be said that even with the most modern mobile phones, the problem persists, trusting in good supply because of the relative, but you may find its minimal instrumentation sex. Attention then relative to the woman, my uncle tried to respond to the call on the phone in-law, without removing it from his pocket (for privacy). As the one of those flip phone, the uncle was trying to put your fingers on the crack, creating the cover, to enlarge and open it, but the spot is not explained, because the phone continued to vibrate, despite the opening of the crack, while His sister appeared increasingly in ecstasy vibration. He said he knew it was wrong only after a long gap (not all the relatives, however, have believed);
c) adulterous the brave . In contrast the previous one, this relation is not afraid to answer calls, because it is able to respond to simulate conversations with a completely different person, concealing the conversation taking place with her lover. The problem is that to pretend different types of interview according to the relative who is to pass there at that time. So, when it passes in-law or mother-in-law can pretend to talk to the boss or a colleague, his wife, if passed, must immediately change the subject, pretending to talk with fellow fishing, cycling or otherwise, given that his wife is aware of being a husband to have nothing, not even when it deals with work in the office. Thus, these individuals are real Pico della Mirandola's call, expressed in terms of competence during the same conversation, in which past, materials such as accounting, sports, and science, until the literature and the arts and expressive usually figurative;
d) the semi brave but afraid means. E 'category median of the previous two. For these calls and incoming text messages have developed the vibration, but to avoid unconscious masturbation and orgasmic exhaustion, anticipate the lover by sending them text messages. The fact is that the fear of being discovered, makes the selection of the wrong entry in the directory. So it is that:
- the adulterous woman, send lover, had to send the SMS to a friend Councillor in the culinary field, text: "you were right the fish bigger is better, but to make it fit I had to oil it very well. " On the contrary, friend with the sms comes in the culinary arts that was meant lover, text: "Give at least one good purpose for the new year: stop trying to do too many things that you can not then, if I were a restaurant that wants to propose some kind of menu, but simple things you can do better , and avoid junk food so that only come out ";
- the adulterous man send the sms to my grandmother who was destined lover " I miss you, but do not worry, old Van Wilder ... soon to be located and I will then take off the rust accumulated in this time. On the contrary, the sms will lover who was destined to grandmother "I hope you are better, I noticed that the last time you could not hardly move and stay in all positions. Do not you break down you are still young, it is too early to give in to arthritis.

In short, the Epiphany today robs us of all the holidays, but for some, maybe it's true liberation.

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Grains of sand in the sea ... Happy New Year. Viva Italy

... then I decided I was undecided.
E 'is having to write two lines to the end of 2009, the year that saw the birth of this blog, for early 2010 , where his father hoped to see him grow, the very year that will give the 40 candles.
So I revealed, explicitly, something about me, my age. Years pass, and you know, for Frodo, the ring bearer, not visually seem to spend, but instead, they weigh more than about anyone else, in spirit. So many things lived, as many as you live and surely, equally, those who live.
I could have groped to make a summary of the past year, but some events have already shown the mirror images and others will show, since the new year is sure to be a continuum with the past. I could express thoughts on what is good and less good in 2009 has brought us, but the risk was to fall in the 'astrological ", only to make predictions, as only the worst fake fortune teller can do.
What to write then? In
network travel one thousand aphorisms, poems, more or less famous. Even if they receive at work. Among them, there are some more inflated than others. For example, the poem, this year together with my colleagues, I also received the Regional Director of the institution where I work: "I wish you all the time," of Elli Michler . For those not familiar and, perhaps unconsciously, has received speaking of the poem whose opening lines are: " Do not you wish you any gift. I only hope that most people do not have. Ti hope to have a good time and laugh ... " .
Among the aphorisms and phrases known, are those most frequently cited:
Schopenhauer: " Life and dreams are sheets of a book: read them in order to live, browse randomly is dreaming." Then used to add the hope that the new year will be full of dreams;
Wojtyla " There is no hope without fear, without hope or fear ." Useful for those who did not have a big fear for 2009 and 2010 and this sentence does and does to other courage.
The list goes on.
So? I decided to write two lines, a few thoughts on two issues: happiness (which everyone hopes for the year has begun) and friendship (essential ingredient for life to give the taste of happiness).

On the subject of happiness, I must mention one of the poets I love most, Eugenio Montale , and Poetry "Happiness reached, walk " which, in my opinion, best describes the essence of happiness

Felicita 'reach, walking
for you on the edge of the blade.
six eyes gleam that wavers,
the foot, tense ice that cracks;
and therefore does not touch you who loves you more.

If you come upon the souls of sadness
invaded and cleared, your morning is
sweet and disturbers like the nests of cornices. But nothing
charged the baby's crying
that runs the ball between the houses

not necessary any comment, but I add two things: the first

, a mo 'to quote a sentence read long ago (can not remember the author):
" is not what you have, but how do you savor the happiness "

the second, is my thought always in terms of happiness and character of contingency and relativity that characterizes :

Over the years, sailors, explorers navigating the seven seas in calm has everything and everything is unnecessary, then the seas show oceans, which are, and we have no more , 's surplus is now indispensable. Who asks me: "Are you happy?" say, "Maybe I am. Tomorrow I might not be, so I'll know state of being."

The other theme of the post is what I dedicate to you.
For some friends, or companions of life as I like to call me, sometimes, I wrote letters, greeting (if not the farewell or goodbye never find out) and, who knows, if anyone reading this post, remember a few lines or a dialogue.
There are so many metaphors, which I used to describe the bond between me and them. Among the many:
- the tree and leaves, in a nutshell:
" We grow like trees, each leaf of the friend is who we are and, through them, the tree that we ... com leaves and the branches, those close to covering those distant, but all its leaves the tree knows ... the leaves look just hidden away in the strong blowing of the wind of life ... many are the years and seasons, and many see the leaves from the tree, but none of them miss the tree. I wish you a leaf, the flight takes you to the place where you'll be a strong tree and, perhaps, me, pushed by the wind, one of your leaf. Do not ask why a tree decides to write her a leaf, but know the importance that has had this tree for the leaf, as it is true that every person is unique, like the leaf, which always leaves something of himself, taking, or very little, we ... each meeting is not by chance . "

- path, always at a glance;
" There are people who make us happy in life, just because we have accompanied for part of our journey. Never know who will cross tomorrow, our journey, we learned how not to those who, yesterday, they would cross.
Do not forget the taste of each, and each value we call friend. Some remain with us, going our own way, until they turn away, feeling that is different than the path that must be followed. But sometimes, we find next to us, when fate decides that cross their path should still ours. Other times, the two paths will meet no more sorrow finds relief only in our dreams and memories of the heart, where the roads will meet ever .

will use today, as the theme of happiness, the sea :

"grains of sand on the beach,
immense sea of \u200b\u200blife,
that among the waves and tides with his
away our friends, it gives new
while, so
that we are never really alone, even in
dark nights of low tide
under the light of a pale moon. "

Happy New Year to readers of this blog, the comrades of my life, random passers-by, to all those who by their presence give this journey a taste of happiness. Happy new year to me, no writer, not a poet, but only one who enjoys writing, giving a bit of himself in the hope, perhaps to fill the void that otherwise would not write.
Happy New Year, in short, who is always, who has been there and who will be ...
and happy New Year to you too, last arrived.